About The Author

Katie Law Goodwin was hatched in the marsh at low tide during what Southerners call “a weather event.” This fact and the fact that she was left alone for some time in plough mud make her actual chronological age somewhat difficult to ascertain. She traces it to somewhere between 33 and 108 years of age. Katie received many degrees which impressed her public but did not impress her husband(s) or 12 children, so she decided to become a writer.

Katie wants you to know that she loves the Tao, quantum physics, medicine, the law, scatology, flatulence, public speaking, and poetry, but because of the publication of this book, she is now in the Witness Protection Program.